Cam the sham is apparently parading his serious side today and calling for honesty about cuts. Hmm, well that would be nice I suppose. Shame there's no chance of it actually happening.

In some ways I kind of feel sorry for him - he might well be a caring sharing chap, but unfortunately he's the head of party that doesn't really do nice, or society, or fairness. Let me drag you back to the last time the Tories were in power? Did you get the impression that they were concerned for your welfare? Or did you feel that they might have been power crazed, selfish, money mad monsters? Even 'that nice' John Major was the one responsible for delivering our current unworkable privatised railway system.

What's the alternative I hear you say? Labour have hardly been a shining example of socialism and Gordon Brown kinda took his eye off the ball while chancellor - letting laissez faire economics run riot and clearly giving the bankers the impression that they could do what they liked (and what they liked was to screw you). The rest of the Labour team are so on message all the time that they give the impression that they are totally toothless. The Compass group don't seem set fair to rescue the programme either, bless them.

But here's the thing - when we finally get to the next general election there are only three real choices. Vote Labour again and hope that they clean up their mess and discover their balls. Vote Liberal Democrat and waste your time. Vote Tory and hope against hope that 'that nice' Mr.Cameron isn't the lying, posturing, old Etonian, died in the wool Tory that I suspect he might be.

Are you going to be a turkey voting for Christmas? If you don't have a higher than average income, a tiny mortgage, a great education set up for your kids and a private healthcare plan you shouldn't vote for David Cameron and his Conservative party.

Gobble gobble.