It's been a while, but here I am back at the keyboard.

Lots of stuff to be angry about - where to start?

Gordon Brown is still at the helm of an increasingly fed-up looking Labour party while David 'Love me please' Cameron is looking increasingly like our next Prime Minister. Not because he has good policies, sensible proposals or sound knowledge of the politics, economics and history of the country. No it's because he talks the talk...with a nice posh accent. Jee-suz.

The NHS v US Privatised healthcare. The Americans are stupid. We kinda knew that, but did you think that they were THAT stupid. Nope, neither did I.

Fascists in Britain. Worried about the rise of Islam in the UK? No they're not. They hate brown people and they are racists. But the press have now given them the oxygen of publicity they need to feel self-important. Ignore them and eventually they'll slink back to the their cellars.

The summer. Rubbish. Only one more barbeque than last year. Something should be done.